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carolan · Joined: 26 Apr 2007 Posts: 52

My son's old school magazine (Wilson's magazine) often has great lists of "funnies" at the back, and I have typed a few out.

Firstly: Bad taste list of 10 obscure statistics

1. Britain has an estimated three-quarters of a million bed-wetters

2. An estimated 600,000 Americans are impotent from injuries to their crutches. Approximately 40 per sent of thee are bicycling accidents

3. According to a recent survey, one in three male motorists picks his nose while driving

4. Every day 356,000 people are newly infected with a sexually transmitted disease

5. India and Bangladesh have exported more human skeletons for medical research than any other country. The trade is now prohibited as an affront to national dignity.

6. More than 35,000 Americans have had themselves insured against being kidnapped or eaten alive by aliens.

7. On average every glass of London tap water has already passed through the bladders of nine other people

8. Neither horses nor rabbits can vomit

9. Impotence is legal grounds for divorce in 24 American states,

10. Irish men suffer less from dandruff than those in any other European country

Plenty more where those came from if you like them! Very Happy

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